Learn Danish, Lesson 1 - Talk to Taxi Drivers

When you visit a foreign country, your first contact with the language is in the taxi. Here are a few essential sentences.Censored
See how that f------ I---- is driving. Se hvordan den f-------- i---- kører.
Get that d---- car out of here. Få den f--------- vogn væk.
:-( :-}
Me drive, you point. Mig køre, dig vise vej.
Haven't we been here before Du kører i ring
Wasn't that easy? You can go to Denmark now.
Come back, next time you can learn how to buy souvenirs.